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What movies have not aged well?

07.06.2025 20:46

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Why is Tiananmen Square censored?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Octopussy

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Goldfinger

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How are you spending your best time?

Diamonds Are Forever

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

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